MOBILE MINION

ACT LIKE A HERO | PLAN LIKE A VILLIAN
Scale your business and conquer your niche by mastering your Mad Genius

WHAT ARE MINIONS?

Since ancient times man has looked to the creators, the innovators as heroes, legends and gods. The most ancient of tales reveal how, since the beginning, people of vision have recruited, coerced or created beings of immense power capable of bringing their ambitions to life!

WHAT HAPPENED?

As ages past, more and more visionary heroes passed into memory and slowly people began to forget those who plowed the road of greatness. Until today, a time when the reins of destiny are at the literal fingertips of more people than ever before, creators of all stripes feel overwhelmed, lost, alone…

WHAT DO THEY DO?

But you are not alone! We are here to scour the darkest corners of the world to bring you the secrets to scaling your ideas, leveraging experts to grow your empire and crafting your communication to enthrall your audience!

In short:

We set visionary people free to pursue world domination. We Are Minions!

Ready to take over the world?
Just follow the steps below…

Step 1: Expert Mad Science

There is a trove of information out there about how to grow or start a business. We take the most popular ideas, put them through their paces and report the results live. Check and see what we’re working on today!

Step 2: Tap Into Your Mad Genius

Mutate your mind, enhance your knowledge and expand your belief by reading the blog.  Note* The blog may contain subliminal messaging to activate dormant superpowers*

Step 3: Deep Learning Podcasts

These are not your grandmas podcasts! Weighing in at 2-6 hours an episode, we deep dive into the pillars of successful world domination. Terrible for the shower, excellent for the next time you’re sitting in Alcatraz!

Step 4: A Minion of Your Own

Ready to take your vision on the road? Have a minion assist in designing your plans, implementing your schemes, and supporting you as you take over the world!

Step 2: Tap Into Your Mad Genius

Mutate your mind, enhance your knowledge and expand your belief by reading the blog.  Note* The blog may contain subliminal messaging to activate dormant superpowers*

Step 4: A Minion of Your Own

Ready to take your vision on the road? Have a minion assist in designing your plans, implementing your schemes, and supporting you as you take over the world!

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